guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It was confusing and full of hummus
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This is my gift to your gina
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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