Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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