Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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