Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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