my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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