I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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