i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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