found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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