she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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