Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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