ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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