May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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