Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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