You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
