its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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