i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm sobbing to NWA
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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