The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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