She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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