When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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