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• (415): View more from California

  shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

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• (916): View more from California

  my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.

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  there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.

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  So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates

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