Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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