My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
