I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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