matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
one might say we're banned from that church
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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