how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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