just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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