I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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