didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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