its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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