you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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