Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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