Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I wish i was in the wii world.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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