Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
