we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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