I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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