No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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