dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think people are normalizing furries
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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