How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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