brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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