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(303): View more from Colorado

Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)

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(312): View more from Illinois

Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex

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(904): View more from Florida

at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot

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(720): View more from Colorado

Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.

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Some perfection is debatable.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life

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(516): View more from New York

The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.

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(512): View more from Texas

He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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(415): View more from California

I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.

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(224): View more from Illinois

whered you go

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woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often

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