It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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