Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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