Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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