Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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