Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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