its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Come share oat with me in your robe
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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