My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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