ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize