No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
