I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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