I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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