He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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